Yeah? Cool. Thanks.

My name is Peter Knierim.

I'm a normal guy who just wants to see if anyone will give me five dollars. No Nigerian scheme. No ulterior motives. Just testing the generosity and curiosity of people on the internet. You can check me out on Instagram if you want. Or even email me or send a message with that little speech bubble down in the corner. I'm a nice guy. All I'm asking for is five bucks.

So come on, won't you?